whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
