Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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