I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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