The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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