Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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