no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Semen is not good for contacts.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Randomize
