Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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