u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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