Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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