I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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