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why do cheetos always look like penises
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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