i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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