How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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