Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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