I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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