i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
only you would photoshop your dick
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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