He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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