The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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