Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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