And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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