Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
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