i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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