Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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