So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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