he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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