A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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