I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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