Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
How's work?
Spinning.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Randomize
