i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I think my fart just growled at me.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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