i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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