Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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