I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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