talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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