is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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