i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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