if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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