Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Randomize
