we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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