Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Threesome in a minivan. New low
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
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I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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