ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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