The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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