Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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