that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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