in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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