She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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