You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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