I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
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