only you would photoshop your dick
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
This baby is an asshole
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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