so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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