Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
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