2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Randomize
