Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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