There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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