somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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