So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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