she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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